Tuesday, 17 December 2013

God - Mad with blood

God is love...so says the priest from the pulpit and so does the Book. If you, however, look at the case objectively this 'love' is a one of a psychopath. The list of murders committed by the God and by his command:

Killing Event Scriptural Reference Biblical number Estimate
1 The Flood of Noah Gen 7:23 - 20,000,000
2 Abraham's war to rescue Lot Gen 14:17-19 - 1000
3 Sodom and Gomorrah Gen 19:24 - 2,000
4 Lot's wife Gen 19:26 1 1
5 The Shechem/Dinah love story/massacre Gen 34:1-31

Judith 9:2-3
2 1000
6 Er for being wicked in the sight of the Lord Gen 38:7 1 1
7 Onan for spilling his seed Gen 38:10 1 1
8 God's seven year, world-wide famine Gen 41:25-54 - 70,000
9 The seventh plague of Egypt: Hail Ex 9:25 - 300,000
10 God killed all first born Egyptian children Ex 12:29-30 - 500,000
11 God drowned the Egyptian army Ex 14:8-26 600 5,000
12 Amalekites Ex 17:13 - 1,000
13 Who is on the Lord's side? Ex 32:27-28 3,000 3,000
14 God plagued the people because of Aaron's calf Ex 32:35 - 1,000
15 God burns Aaron's sons to death Lev 10:1-3 2 2
16 A blasphemer is stoned to death Lev 24:10-23 1 1
17 God burned people to death for complaining Num 11:1 - 100
18 God plagued the people for complaining about the food Num 11:33 - 10,000
19 Ten scouts are killed for their honest report Num 14:35-36 10 110
20 A man gathering sticks on the Sabbath day Num 15:32-35 1 1
21 The opposing party is buried alive (with their families) Num 16:27 3 9
22 250 burned to death for burning incense Num 16:35 250 250
23 For complaining about God's killings Num 16:49 14,700 14,700
24 The massacre of the Aradites Num 21:1-3 - 3,000
25 God sent snakes to bite people for complaining Num 21:6 - 100
26 Phinehas' double murder: A killing to end God's killings Num 25:1-11 24,002 24,002
27 The Midianite massacre: Have you saved the women alive? Num 31:1-35 6 200,000
28 God slowly kills the Israelite army Dt 2:14-16 - 500,000
29 God the giant killer Dt 2:21-22 - 5,000
30 God hardens King Sihon's heart so he can kill him and all his people Dt 2:33-34 1 3,000
31 Og and the men, women, and children of 60 cites Dt 3:3-6 - 60,000
32 The Jericho Massacre Jos 6:21 - 1,000
33 Achan and his family are stoned and burned to death Jos 7:10-12, 24-26 1 5
34 The Ai massacre Jos 8:1-25 12,000 12,000
35 God stops the sun so Joshua can kill in the daylight Jos 10:10-11 - 5,000
36 Five kings killed and hung on trees Jos 10:26 5 10,000
37 Joshua utterly destroys all that breathes as God commanded Jos 10:28-42 7 7,000
38 Jabin, Jobab, and all the people of 20 cities Jos 11:8-12 2 20,000
39 The Anakim: More giant killing Jos 11:20-21 - 5,000
40 The Lord delivered the Canaanites and Perizzites Jg 1:4 10,000 10,000
41 The Jerusalem Massacre Jg 1:8 - 1,000
42 Five massacres, a wedding, and some God-proof iron chariots Jg 1:9-25 - 5,000
43 The Lord delivered Chushanrishathaim Jg 3:7-10 1 1,000
44 Ehud delivers a message from God Jg 3:15-22 1 1
45 God delivers 10,000 lusty Moabites Jg 3:28-29 10,000 10,000
46 Shamgar killed 600 Philistines with an ox goad Jg 3.31 600 600
47 Barak and God massacre the Canaanites Jg 4:15-16 - 1,000
48 Jael pounds a tent stake through a sleeping man's skull Jg 4:18-22 1 1
49 Gideon's story: The Lord set every man's sword against his fellow Jg 7:22 120,000 120,000
50 A city is massacred and 1000 burn to death because of God's evil spirit Jg 9:23-57 1,001 2,000
51 The Ammonite Massacre Jg 11:32-33 - 20,000
52 Jephthah's Daughter Jg 11:39 1 1
53 42,000 killed for failing the "shibboleth" test Jg 12.4-7, Heb 11.32 42,000 42,000
54 Samson murders 30 men for their clothes Jg 14:19 30 30
55 Samson kills 1000 men with the jawbone of an ass Jg 15:14-15 1,000 1,000
56 Samson kills 3000 in a suicide terrorist attack Jg 16:27-30 3,000 3,000
57 A holy civil war (called by rotting concubine body part messages) Jg 20:35-37 65,100 65,100
58 The End of Judges: Two genocides and 200 stolen virgins Jg 21.10-14 - 4,000
59 God kills Eli's sons along with 34,000 Israelite soldiers 1 Sam 2:25, 1Sam 4:11 34,002 34,002
60 God smote them with hemorrhoids in their secret parts 1 Sam 5:1-12 - 3,000
61 God killed 50,070 for looking into the ark of the Lord 1Sam 6:19 50,070 50,070
62 The Lord thundered great thunder upon the Philistines 1 Sam 7:10-11 - 1,000
63 Another Ammonite Massacre (and another God-inspired body-part message) 1 Sam 11:6-13 - 1,000
64 Jonathan's very fist slaughter (not counting the one before) 1Sam 14:12-14 20 20
65 God forces the Philistines to kill each other 1 Sam 14:20 - 1,000
66 The Amalekite genocide 1 Sam 15:2-3 - 10,000
67 Samuel hacks Agag to death before the Lord 1 Sam 15:32-33 1 1
68 David or Elhanan killed Goliath 1 Sam 17.51, 2Sam 21.19 1 1
69 David killed 200 Philistines for their foreskins (to buy his first wife) 1 Sam 18.27 200 200
70 The Lord said to David, Go and smite the Philistines 1 Sam 23:2-5 - 10,000
71 God killed Nabal (and David got his wife and other stuff) 1 Sam 25:38 1 1
72 David committed genocides for the Philistines 1 Sam 27.8-11 - 60,000
73 David spends the day killing Amalekites 1 Sam 30:17 - 1,000
74 God kills Saul, his sons, and his men because Saul didn't kill all the Amalekites 1 Sam 31:2, 1Chr 10:6 4 100
75 David killed the messenger 2 Sam 1.15 1 1
76 David killed Rechab and Baanah, cut off their hands and feet, and hung up their dead bodies 2 Sam 4.12 2 2
77 God helps David smite Philistines from the front and the rear 2 Sam 5:19-25 - 2,000
78 God killed Uzzah for trying to keep the ark from falling 2 Sam 6:6-7, 1Chr 13:9-10 1 1
79 David killed 2/3 Moabite POWs and enslaved the rest 2 Sam 8.2 - 667
80 The Lord gave David victory wherever he went 2 Sam 8.5, 10.18 65,850 66,850
81 David killed every male in Edom 2 Sam 8.13, 1 Kg 11.15-16, 1 Chr 18.12, Psalm 60:1 15,000 65,000
82 Thus did David unto all the children of Ammon 2 Sam 11.1, 1 Chr 20.1 - 1,000
83 God slowly kills a baby 2Sam 12:14-18 1 1
84 Famine and human sacrfice: Seven sons of Saul are hung up before the Lord 2 Sam 21:1-9 7 3,000
85 David's mighty men and their amazing killings 2 Sam 23, 1 Chr 11 1,403 3,400
86 A couple hundred thousand die because David had a census 2 Sam 24:15, 1 Chr 21:14 70,000 200,000
87 Solomon carried out the deathbed wish of David by having Joab and Shimei murdered 1 Kg 2:29-34, 2:44-46 2 2
88 A tale of two prophets 1 Kg 13:11-24 1 1
89 Jeroboam's son: God kills another child 1 Kg 14:17 1 1
90 Jeroboam's family 1 Kg 15:29 - 10
91 Baasha's family and friends 1 Kg 16:11-12 - 20
92 Zimri burns to death 1 Kg 16.18-19 1 1
93 The drought of Elijah 1 Kg 17.1, Lk 4.25, James 5.17-18 - 3,000
94 Elijah kills 450 religious leaders in a prayer contest 1 Kg 18.22-40 450 450
95 The first God-assisted slaughter of the Syrians 1 Kg 20:20-21 - 10,000
96 God killed 100,000 Syrians for calling him a god of the hills 1 Kg 20:28-29 100,000 100,000
97 God killed 27,000 Syrians by making a wall fall on them 1 Kg 20:30 27,000 27,000
98 God sent a lion to kill a man for not smiting a prophet 1 Kg 20:35-36 1 1
99 God kills Ahab for not killing a captured king 1Kg 20:42, 22:35 1 1
100 God burned to death 102 men for asking Elijah to come down from his hill 2 Kg 1:10-12 102 102
101 God killed King Ahaziah for asking the wrong God 2Kg 1:16-17; 2Chr 22:7-9 1 1
102 God sent two bears to rip apart 42 boys for making fun of a prophet's bald head 2 Kg 2:23-24 42 42
103 The Lord delivered the Moabites 2 Kg 3:18-25 - 5,000
104 A skeptic is trampled to death 2 Kg 7.2-20 1 1
105 Another seven year famine 2 Kg 8:1 - 7,000
106 Jehoram of Israel 2 Kg 9:24 1 1
107 Jezebel 2 Kg 9:33-37 1 1
108 Ahab's sons: Seventy heads in two heaps 2 Kg 10:6-10 70 70
109 Ahab's hometown family, friends, and priests 2 Kg 10:11 - 20
110 Jehu killed Ahaziah's family 2 Kg 10.12-13, 2 Chr 22.7-9 42 42
111 Jehu and his partner kill the rest of Ahab's family 2 Kg 10:17 - 20
112 Jehu assembles the followers of Baal and then slaughters them all 2 Kg 10.18-25 - 1,000
113 Mattan the priest of Baal and Queen Athaliah 2 Kg 11.17-20 2 2
114 God sends lions to eat those that don't fear him enough 2 Kg 17:25-26 - 10
115 An angel killed 185,000 sleeping soldiers 2 Kg 19:34, Is 37:36 185,000 185,000
116 God caused Sennacherib to be killed by his sons 2 Kg 19:37, Tobit 1:21 1 1
117 Josiah killed all the priests of the high places 2 Kg 23.20 - 100
118 Another holy war 1 Chr 5:18-22 - 50,000
119 God killed a half million Israelite soldiers 2 Chr 13:17-18 500,000 500,000
120 Jeroboam 2 Chr 13:20 1 1
121 God killed a million Ethiopians 2 Chr 14:9-14 1,000,000 1,000,000
122 Friendly Fire: God forced "a great multitude" to kill each other 2 Chr 20:22-25 - 30,000
123 God made Jehoram's bowels fall out 2 Chr 21:14-19 1 1
124 God killed Jehoram's sons 2 Chr 22:1 - 3
125 Ahaziah (of Judah) 2 Chr 22.7-9 1 1
126 Joash, the princes, and army of Judah 2 Chr 24:20-25 1 10,000
127 God destroyed Amaziah 2 Chr 25:15-27 1 1000
128 God smote Ahaz with the king of Syria 2 Chr 28:1-5 - 10,000
129 God killed 120,000 valiant men for forsaking him 2 Chr 28:6 120,000 120,000
130 The fall of Jerusalem 2 Chr 36:16-17 - 10,000
131 The Purim killings

God hath done these things
Esther 2-9 (KJV), Esther 10:4 (Douay-Reims) 75,813 75,813
132 God and Satan kill Job's children and slaves Job 1:18-19 10 60
133 Hananiah Jeremiah 28:15-16 1 1
134 Ezekiel's wife Ezek 24:15-18 1 1
135 Judith cut off a sleeping man's head Judith 13:6-10 1 1
136 The Judith massacre Judith 15:1-6 - 1000
137 Annanias and Sapphira Acts 5:1-10 2 2
138 Herod Acts 12:23 1 1
139 Jesus Rom 8:32, 1 Pet 1.18-20 1 1
Total 2,552,452 24,712,019

The left column contains rough estimates of numbers that are not specified in the Bible.
The table thanks to courtesy of dwindlinginunbelief.
This is a book that is considered a HOLY SCRIPTURE. A psychopath genocide manual - that's what it is.
As a side note - Satan (according to bible) in the entire book killed 10 (60 if you use rough estimates) people . Food for thought about who really is the evil prick.